Man, the Australian ecosystem doesn't do anything by halves. Everything is either the weirdest, most poisonous, or straight-up biggest version of itself. Right now they're battling feral cats, but of course they can't just be normal feral cats -- they have to be 45-pound feral cats that can only be eradicated by specially trained dogs.

The director of terrestrial ecosystems for the Northern Territory Department of Land Resource Management apparently…